05-06-2016, 05:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-07-2016, 01:31 AM by FaceInTheCrowd.)
This is Portland. A last minute marriage to the mother of your children - one of whom appears to be 12 years old - right before an election would doom you as a candidate here. Even if people didn't question the identities of your new spouse and children, the blatant hypocrisy would be a huge negative while having children out of wedlock would be a huge yawner. We don't care about your "traditional family," tell us how you're going to get the @#$% Morrison Bridge fixed.