08-04-2018, 11:04 AM
If current news is any indication, your path to achieving your dream is to be as rigidly conservative as possible and decry anything that smells of "socialism" or "communism." Once you are riding that to political influence, the Russians will send their gorgeous teacher out looking for you. No need to actually learn the language.
However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.
However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.