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In dire need of serious help! - dicappatore - 08-04-2018

I keep having this re-occurring dream about being an aspiring politician taking Russian language lessons from this teacher so I can develop my expertise in Russian Collusion.

Anyone know how to guarantee I will never loose this re-occurring dream?

[Image: russteach.png]

RE: In dire need of serious help! - FaceInTheCrowd - 08-04-2018

If current news is any indication, your path to achieving your dream is to be as rigidly conservative as possible and decry anything that smells of "socialism" or "communism." Once you are riding that to political influence, the Russians will send their gorgeous teacher out looking for you. No need to actually learn the language.

However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.

RE: In dire need of serious help! - dicappatore - 08-04-2018

(08-04-2018, 11:04 AM)FaceInTheCrowd Wrote: If current news is any indication, your path to achieving your dream is to be as rigidly conservative as possible and decry anything that smells of "socialism" or "communism." Once you are riding that to political influence, the Russians will send their gorgeous teacher out looking for you. No need to actually learn the language.

However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.

Shoot, i would take her bald. OUCH my wife was looking over my shoulder and hit me!

RE: In dire need of serious help! - New Guy - 08-07-2018

(08-04-2018, 11:10 AM)dicappatore Wrote:
(08-04-2018, 11:04 AM)FaceInTheCrowd Wrote: If current news is any indication, your path to achieving your dream is to be as rigidly conservative as possible and decry anything that smells of "socialism" or "communism." Once you are riding that to political influence, the Russians will send their gorgeous teacher out looking for you. No need to actually learn the language.

However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.

Shoot, i would take her bald. OUCH my wife was looking over my shoulder and hit me!
Gentlemen,
I found three female Russian Characters on Grimm:

Dasha Karpushin
[Image: 285?cb=20170227205912]

Larissa Komarov
[Image: 285?cb=20140104190829]

Olga Myshkin
[Image: 285?cb=20140104195514]

Are there more? No blondes?

N G

RE: In dire need of serious help! - dicappatore - 08-07-2018

(08-07-2018, 10:33 AM)New Guy Wrote:
(08-04-2018, 11:10 AM)dicappatore Wrote:
(08-04-2018, 11:04 AM)FaceInTheCrowd Wrote: If current news is any indication, your path to achieving your dream is to be as rigidly conservative as possible and decry anything that smells of "socialism" or "communism." Once you are riding that to political influence, the Russians will send their gorgeous teacher out looking for you. No need to actually learn the language.

However, if the women we've seen on the news are any guide, they probably aren't going to send you a blonde.

Shoot, i would take her bald. OUCH my wife was looking over my shoulder and hit me!
Gentlemen,
I found three female Russian Characters on Grimm:

Dasha Karpushin
[Image: 285?cb=20170227205912]

Larissa Komarov
[Image: 285?cb=20140104190829]

Olga Myshkin
[Image: 285?cb=20140104195514]

Are there more? No blondes?

N G

I know she wasn't a Russian, but that chick Juliette was having drinks with when Nick came home and she was out with, during her memory loss episodes of S2. I'd hit that, if the wife let me.