06-23-2014, 01:22 PM
Ohhhh, thems fighting words...
If Kirk had had the misfortune of meeting the Borg the Federation would now have added our biological and technological distinctiveness to their own. And the NCC1701 would be a floating wreck around some god forsaken Star in the hind-end of the alpha quadrant, because as usual he shot first and failed to take the appropriate time to assess the situation properly
PS Thank you for the additional cultural cliche I feel so at home now All we need is an inappropriate reference to onions and baguettes and I could be at a local tavern downing a pint of warm beer eating crisps and playing darts while men in silly costumes with bells dance around a maypole and can be seen through the tavern window on the village green!!!
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If Kirk and Spock had met the Borg it would have gone like this:
First, Spock would have fried their logic circuits with his cool, rapier like intellect.
Whereupon, Kirk would turn the entire Borg Collective into a cloud of scrap metal and organic residue.
The only way Picard could have actually won, was to hit the Borg with his baquette, onion and cheese breath! LOL!
Downing a pint now. Thank you very much for the idea. No maypole dancers here in the US though. Drat!
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Be truly thankful there are no Maypole dancers in America, they give me the creeps, they really need to be a subject of Grimm, it would probably turn out that they are weird cult of Fauns who devour children
If Kirk had had the misfortune of meeting the Borg the Federation would now have added our biological and technological distinctiveness to their own. And the NCC1701 would be a floating wreck around some god forsaken Star in the hind-end of the alpha quadrant, because as usual he shot first and failed to take the appropriate time to assess the situation properly
PS Thank you for the additional cultural cliche I feel so at home now All we need is an inappropriate reference to onions and baguettes and I could be at a local tavern downing a pint of warm beer eating crisps and playing darts while men in silly costumes with bells dance around a maypole and can be seen through the tavern window on the village green!!!
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If Kirk and Spock had met the Borg it would have gone like this:
First, Spock would have fried their logic circuits with his cool, rapier like intellect.
Whereupon, Kirk would turn the entire Borg Collective into a cloud of scrap metal and organic residue.
The only way Picard could have actually won, was to hit the Borg with his baquette, onion and cheese breath! LOL!
Downing a pint now. Thank you very much for the idea. No maypole dancers here in the US though. Drat!
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Be truly thankful there are no Maypole dancers in America, they give me the creeps, they really need to be a subject of Grimm, it would probably turn out that they are weird cult of Fauns who devour children