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Grimm Limericks - Gretel Hanselsister - 08-29-2014
moved from here:
http://grimmforum.com/forum/Thread-Poetry-Challenge?pid=8364#pid8364
by wfmyers1207:
There once was a fuchsbau from Essen,
Who thought her blutbad was a blessin,
But when in bed,
And he woged his head,
She said: Ohhh, I'm going to be gegessen!
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Thanks for the idea, your limerick is awesome!
Tried to make one myself:
There was a young ex-Grimm Nick Burkhardt
who kept precinct's door as the third guard.
Showed his handsome smile
every once in a while,
quite boring, but better than work hard!
RE: Grimm Limericks - speakeasy - 08-30-2014
Very good, Gretel! Says it all about going into Season 4.
I'm trying to write one about Renard, but I'm struggling, it's harder than it looks!
RE: Grimm Limericks - speakeasy - 08-30-2014
This is lame, but to keep the challenge going during the long summer hiatus:
Almost everyone in Portland's been hexed,
She's got the whole gang really vexed,
But they stole her child,
And now she's running wild,
Can't wait to see what she'll do next.
RE: Grimm Limericks - wfmyers1207 - 08-30-2014
(08-30-2014, 06:52 AM)speakeasy Wrote: This is lame, but to keep the challenge going during the long summer hiatus:
Almost everyone in Portland's been hexed,
She's got the whole gang really vexed,
But they stole her child,
And now she's running wild,
Can't wait to see what she'll do next.
Shouldn't that be "who she'll do next!"
And what do you mean by lame! This is art!
There once was a captain named Renard,
Who thought his brother was a retard,
So, he called on Meisner,
With no one the wiser,
And Eric was hoisted by his petard!
(In case you may not know. Original definition of petard is a bomb. I meant no offense to anyone by using the word 'retard', it's not very nice. But I couldn't think of anything else.)
RE: Grimm Limericks - speakeasy - 08-30-2014
Another goodie! Never came across the word petard before, but it fits and I'm on board!
RE: Grimm Limericks - Gretel Hanselsister - 08-30-2014
A royal's best blacksmith called Pippa
got in trouble, she couldn't get deeper.
Sold a blade, sharp and slim,
thought the man was a Grimm,
but he wasn't, in fact he was reaper.
RE: Grimm Limericks - speakeasy - 08-31-2014
(08-30-2014, 09:32 PM)Gretel Hanselsister Wrote: A royal's best blacksmith called Pippa
got in trouble, she couldn't get deeper.
Sold a blade, sharp and slim,
thought the man was a Grimm,
but he wasn't, in fact he was reaper.
Love it, this one gets my vote for best one yet.
RE: Grimm Limericks - SvenJoli - 09-01-2014
There once was a sergeant named Wu
Whose first name turned out to be Drew
He has visions of wesen
That he's been repressin'
And of late the truth is breaking through
RE: Grimm Limericks - grimmfreak - 09-01-2014
(09-01-2014, 06:19 PM)SvenJoli Wrote: There once was a sergeant named Wu
Whose first name turned out to be Drew
He has visions of wesen
That he's been repressin'
And of late the truth is breaking through
Very nice! my favorite so far
RE: Grimm Limericks - SvenJoli - 09-01-2014
There once was a woman named Adalind
Who was known to be blonde and light skinned
With a book from her mom
She cast curses with aplomb
While her victims were shocked and chagrinned